Writing a novel...
So you have this story in your head right? And that’s the problem, it’s stuck in your head. You have to try and get it out.
So it comes piling out onto pages or into a document on a word processor and you’re relieved. Then you read it, and…it’s crap. Garbage. Bollocks. Absolutely fucking awful, and you’re disappointed because you know that this is a good story. That has nothing to do with ego, you just know it’s worth hearing; that there are voices that need to be heard in the world outside of your brain.
So you try and rewrite it, but the words don’t come, because none of them are good enough. These characters are now real, and you desperately want to do right by them. But you want to do right by your readers and not control everything because you hate it when authors do that to you.
So you sit there, that stupid little flicking cursor being mean to you and instead you talk to one of your best friends on AIM about cats, because cats are always amazing and can nearly always be described as “fucking awesome.”

